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As the weeks of my summer have gone by, i, being the Sam that I Am, have arrived to this conclution. Sam has no life what-so-ever. So rather than waking up family members at 3 and 4 in the morning to read them disturbing bed time stories about Hernia the Hippo or Magellan the Masterbation Donkey, i decided to put that engergy into good use, but inventing the Potty Corner, where all of the things that you've dared to think of while planting a floater is here in this nifty lil page. So sit back, relax, and read all these intellecual thoughts that go on in my warped lil mind...
HAHAHA! <----(diabolical evil laughter)
Olive Oil... does she have some compuslive need for attention or is it just lack of self esteam with that sassy lil miss thing?? That whole ping poing back and forth to the paddles of Popeye and Bluto. As soon as Popeye has important sailor stuff to do, she runs to Bluto, but when Bluto "man handles" her, she goes back! Is it some type of kinky sex fantacy with Bluto she likes?? Or does she like the whole damsel in distrell for Popeye's rescue? And of course, one can never rule out the chance of her just wanting the girl next door. Oh Olive... "what tangled webs ye weaves that makes us all sick with disgust." All i have to say is...
EAT SOMETHING, WOMAN!!!!!
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We do belive that Mario is a homosexual. Think about it, have you REALLY seem him make any moves on his "girl friend" the princess chick?? No, you have not, (unless it was some really really sick internet site, then SHAME ON YOU, you dirty bird!!!!!) but when with Luigi, the dreamy look on Mario's face, the way his eyes light up when Luigi walks in, the very way his his face glows a happy pink when broughten a nice big bowl of spagetti. Yes folks, it IS love. Wheither or not Mario OR Luigi admit to it. They know that it's there, why hide it?? And we must except it even if they don't. And yes, dispite popular beliefs, Luigi's mustache IS real. How DARE you question that?!
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Those laughably called "disposable dishes" just really boil my beats! One can rinse it and then re use it?! HOW DARE THEY!? Call me crazy-kuku, but doesn't the defeat the purpose of throwing away the dish after using them?? Does it not defeat having the wash dishes?! I dunno about you, but THIS sam, is highly out raged.
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Mario- a raging alcoholic??
And why wouldn't he be?? LOOK AT HIM!!! (ok, so i don't have a wild dumb ass story to back this one up yet, but give me time!!)
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